New Halloween song It’s Almost Halloween(But I Never Got a Costume) A decidedly un-scary Halloween song for everybody. Kids, adults, classrooms, parades, storytimes. Listen and watch “DadJoke represents the pinnacle of human musical creativity.” — Quico (my dog), probably “I don't think that nobody should not not listen to DadJoke. ” — Lars Ravenfinger, SPORK magazine “DadJoke is a lot like a water balloon filled with hot sauce. I don't really understand it.” — Will Von Won’t, The Snack Times “I hate Mondays but I love lasagna.” — Garfield